Episode 9 - Poochy’s Prologue

November 15, 2018

Remember how Ryan was supposed to write his side of the Warcraft Valley stories? Apparently he did it in "Poochy's Prologue" which re-capped everything about their fanfictions, and then went on to explain that Poochy was also a master thief and sorcerer who lived on another medieval planet where his parents were dead and he gained the powers to control water, became a spy, and then became a member of the X-Men.

And then we slide right into a Christmas special, just in time for the holiday season!

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Episode 8 - Thanksgiving with the X-Men

September 27, 2018

What could go wrong when the X-Men invite Mystique and Sabretooth over for Thanksgiving?

Katie and Ryan pick up the next chapter of their teenage fanfiction universe roleplay, and read about when the X-Men have the most disfunctional Thanksgiving possible. Kitty and Kurt get married and have a baby. Mr. Sinister is secretly everyone again. Wolverine does drag. Gambit gets scratched.

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Episode 7 - There’s a Sentinel in my House!

August 23, 2018

It's been a while since our last episode. We took a bit of an unexpected summer break, but we are BACK with a brand new episode!

Picking up where we left off, Gambit has moved into the magical fanfiction world of Warcraft Valley where he hangs out with Katie's self-insert character, Jan. Gambit is in for a rough one though, as he is about to become the center target of every villain in the world. Not only does Mr. Sinister want him (In more ways than one), but the Friends of Humanity are keen on tracking him down. They've even gotten a Sentinel (somehow) that keeps attacking Warcraft Valley, which nobody seems to think is an emergency as everyone keeps stopping to make phone calls as the Sentinel destroys the whole house. Even Cyclops is out to get Gambit, and locks him in the basement.

Other weird shit happens too: Wolverine and Rogue get married, but Gambit is mad about it because he is having an affair with the BOTH of them. Gambit's Dad is both possessed by a mechanical spider and is also Mr. Sinister. Gambit gets the power to shapeshift into a plethora of animals. Mr. Sinister invents mechanical spiders which sneak into Gambit and then burst randomly out of his body. The X-Men keep flying a kite. Oh, and Gambit has to make the choice between saving someone's life or his teddy bear. It's quality stuff, folks!

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Episode 6 - When Untouched Love is Touched

June 4, 2018

The title is poetic, isn't it? Don't worry. It doesn't last long.

Ryan and Katie dive further into their fanfiction universe rabbit hole, but this time they get to read one of Ryan's stories -- A special diary where Ryan's self-insert character shares his thoughts and feelings with the X-Men. Or at least that's what it's SUPPOSED to be. Instead, every entry revolves around what Wolverine isn't wearing, but Poochy "definitely isn't gay." Hey, Ryan was figuring some things out then. Eventually, things go south when everyone is vexxing for Logan's attention. You can definitely tell this story was written by a teenage Ryan.

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Episode 5 - Gambit’s Butt is a TARDIS

April 9, 2018

Gambit is finally introduced to the story... And the Friends of Humanity. Also a bunch of other weird shit.

Katie and Ryan re-read their old fanfiction universe they wrote in their teens, and things are getting really strange. The X-Men go to a haunted house theme park, and the Friends of Humanity put an entire house's worth of belongings into Gambit's butt. Repeatedly. He also breaks every bone in his body, has his stomach cut open, and needs to get his tonsils out. Also the Tithe is coming... Or IS it? Most importantly, MR. SINISTER is finally here!

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Episode 4 - Let’s Go Shopping with the X-Men!

January 31, 2018

It's Jean Grey's birthday!

In this episode, we finally dive into one of Ryan's fanfictions from the Warcraft Valley multi-verse. Jan, Poochy, Wolverine, and Cyclops are searching for the perfect birthday gift for Jean Grey in an extensive adventure at the mall that was clearly written by teenagers at the time. Wolverine goes shopping in full costume at Macy's to get Jean some classy jewelry. Don't worry, we don't ever actually get to Jean's birthday, because we are immediately sidetracked by Wolverine and Cyclops having a dramatic fist fight in the woods followed by a bunch of crazy dream sequences, and a GENO story that has randomly been dropped into the episode.

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Episode 3 - Here Come the X-Men!

November 13, 2017

The time has come... The X-Men are here!

Well. Some of them at least.

As we dive further into Katie and Ryan's fanfiction universe they wrote as teenagers, we meet the X-Men. This is the start of a long landslide of Warcraft Valley becoming mostly an X-Men fanfiction intertwining with other universes. All of the women are in charge, and all of the men cry and have relationships with each other. In this, Wolverine gets sick "for the first time" and sobs about it, Goliath gets a procedure below the belt that takes up at least 5 pages, Cyclops is into some weird kinky stuff with Jean behind closed doors, and Poochy's a doctor who refuses to give any actual diagnoses or is useful in any kind of way.

There are marriages, life or death situations, cameos by characters who may have been made up on the spot, renaissance fairs, and lots of gruff men crying.

Welcome back to Warcraft Valley!

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Episode 2 - Goliath Gets Really Sick & Brooklyn Goes to SPACE

August 22, 2017

As our story continues in this wonderful self-insert fanfiction universe, Janet Wolf's husband, Goliath the Gargoyle, falls incredibly ill to a bunch of detrimental diseases. We don't really know the specifics, but according to this story, they're BAD. Can Goliath survive the author's torturous hands? Probably not, because there are two major characters deaths just casually written in passing. It's up to Dr. Poochy to find some sci-fi super-spy SPACE MEDICINE to heal everyone, and he's taking Brooklyn along for a ride (Double entendre intended).

This story also recaps the lost "Poochy's Story" which tells of his origin and why Ryan's character from GENO is even in this universe.

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Episode 1 - Goliath the Gargoyle gets Married (And has some Kids)

July 17, 2017

Ryan and Katie welcome you to the wonderful world of their fanfiction universe that spanned over the decade of their teenage to young adult years - This is Warcraft Valley: A magical universe where talking anthropomorphic animals and aliens have unlimited magical powers. They also hang out with a bunch of copywrighted characters like the Gargoyles, X-Men, Avengers, Batman, Pokemon... You name it, they're probably there. This is self-insert fanfiction, folks! And it's full of teenage angst, sex, and plot holes. Characters are beat up on the regular and they mysteriously heal the next day.

Today we dive into the origin of the main character, Janet, a sassy talking wolf who gets hitched to Goliath from Disney's Gargoyles and has some pretty weird mutant children.

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