Warcraft Valley
Episode 23 - The Sexual Tension Explosion

Episode 23 - The Sexual Tension Explosion

May 5, 2021

All of the X-Men are secretly banging each other while being jealous about it. Bobby breaks off his engagement with Poochy, who cheats on him with Warren and half of the men in the X-Mansion. Instead of dealing with any of their problems with each other, Poochy and other X-Men start participating in a secret underground Fight Club run by Silver Samurai and the Krang, and then they bang some more. Eventually all of the secret banging and fighting explodes into a hellish warzone when Tora decides it's time to kill Kitty over her relationship with Nightcrawler, and all of the X-Men lose it in one intense Dr. Phil power battle. Not even the cast of Resident Evil, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon or Gargoyles can stop them, which is important because they are all here now. Mr. Sinister uses this moment to turn Boom Boom into an actual bomb. Things get so out of control that Jan has to summon the actual JUSTICE LEAGUE to stop the X-Men from fighting each other. This truly becomes a wild fanfiction cross-over! 

Tell us your thoughts about the episode! Or do you want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? Have you written a holiday story in the past? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com and we will read your messages on air!

Episode 22 - Pixelated: A Massive Cross-Over Christmas Special

Episode 22 - Pixelated: A Massive Cross-Over Christmas Special

March 10, 2021

We have reached the point where these fanfictions we wrote as teenagers have gone completely off the rails. Poochy is aided by the cast of Gargoyles, Pokemon, Resident Evil and Sonic the Hedgehog to save the X-Men from a new mutant who has the ability to rip open time and space to create pixelated video game worlds. Then in a wild multi-universe cross-over Christmas special, Poochy has the great idea of taking all of these characters into SPACE to visit the cast of GENO, and make a pit stop on the planet of "Hyrule". To keep things on brand, Poochy sleeps with "The Christmas Angel", aka Warren Worthington, who is screaming and morphing into Archangel in the background.

Tell us your thoughts about the episode! Or do you want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? Have you written a holiday story in the past? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com and we will read your messages on air!

Episode 21 - Iceman & Poochy get Engaged! YATTA!

Episode 21 - Iceman & Poochy get Engaged! YATTA!

February 4, 2021

We are back to reading the journals of our fanfiction universe from when we were teens, and Iceman pops the question to Poochy!!! Well... It's not as easy as that. First Bobby has to regain his memory after Professor Xavier tortured him, while Poochy promises that he's being "loyal" by banging Warren and Kurt on the side. He also outs Havok as bisexual to all of the X-Men, and then sleeps with him too. There is also a random LiveJournal survey in the middle of this in which Poochy has multiple orgasms while screaming "YATTA!" Folks, it's a 19 year old in the year 2003. What else should we expect?

Tell us your thoughts about the episode! Or do you want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? Have you written a holiday story in the past? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com and we will read your messages on air!

Episode 20 - Twas the Night Before Warcraft Christmas

Episode 20 - Twas the Night Before Warcraft Christmas

December 22, 2020

Happy Holidays! We kick off the festive season with a reading of "Twas the Plight Before XMas". It is a story Katie wrote a few years ago about Warcraft Valley, in which Poochy shows up with all of the X-Men, and Wolverine and Gambit bang on the roof. It is then followed by what we can only describe as a "cracktastic" part 2 of Warcraft Babies, which is WAY funnier than the first half. It is also left completely unresolved, leaving Katie livid with the ending.

Tell us your thoughts about the episode! Or do you want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? Have you written a holiday story in the past? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com and we will read your messages on air!

Episode 19 - Warcraft Babies

Episode 19 - Warcraft Babies

November 19, 2020

We continue our little break from your regularly programmed Fanfiction to share the first part of this Warcraft Valley holiday special Ryan had written titled "Warcraft Babies". In typical Muppet Babies fashion, our self-insert characters are written into 5-year-olds who eat magic cookies to go find Santa Claus. On the way they meet a lot of familiar faces from X-Men, Gargoyles, Thundercats and the Avengers. Basically this is an acid trip of a fanfiction within a fanfiction, but isn't that most holiday specials?

Tell us your thoughts about the episode! Or do you want to tell us about your embarrassing teenage fanfics? Have you written a holiday story in the past? E-Mail us at warcraftvalley@gmail.com and we will read your messages on air!

Episode 18 - The Fall Cape Cod Trip

Episode 18 - The Fall Cape Cod Trip

October 14, 2020

In the spirit of the spooky holiday, we read one of Ryan's stories in this fanfiction world that takes place in the Fall, during Halloween, in Cape Cod. While Jan and Goliath prepare to enjoy a romantic weekend together, every character from every universe shows up to crash the party. We're talking X-Men, Avengers, Thundercats, Batman, aliens... You name it, they are there! Poochy brings along the Flash as his romantic date even though he's clearly banging Tony Stark. Kannie can't stop pranking everyone. It's not clear at what point in time this story happens, or which version of the fanfiction world this is even taking place in. And as the Autumn leaves fall to the ground, the X-Men and Thundercats find themselves inside a haunted house where Poochy keeps getting stuck in pumpkins, and Gambit keeps getting hurt. Meanwhile, Logan is hooking up with... Panthro?! This is a wild ride, folks.

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Episode 17 - The Return of Nekawa

Episode 17 - The Return of Nekawa

September 17, 2020

This chapter of Katie and Ryan's fanfiction universe is the end of an era, written during the time period in which Katie was moving out of her home and into a college dorm. After the last episode where all of the X-Men fought in some ominous "great war", all there is left to do is tie up loose ends. All of the X-Men are magically safe and throw a huge party, where the mysterious Nekawa returns from being MIA, due to Steph being unavailable to participate in the roleplay. In a few lengthy entries, it is explained during some completely bonkers side mission to save Nekawa took place in Mr. Sinister's Zelda world.

Meanwhile Nightcrawler and Poochy have a completely absurd 5 page story depicting Ryan's teenage angst, then Jubilee and Gambit get engaged?!?! We're going ahead and saying this episode is off the rails.

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Episode 16 - The ISO Chambers

Episode 16 - The ISO Chambers

August 12, 2020

Our goofy teenage fanfiction takes a very dark turn in this episode. Professor Xavier hires a bunch of his evil buds to come over to the mansion, and slaps power dampeners on everyone to straight up start torturing all of the X-Men in horrible and brutal ways. Xavier implements what he calls "The ISO Chambers", in which various X-Men are tortured and punished for not doing exactly what he wants in his mutant agenda.There is a lot of physical, mental and emotional violence in this episode coming from Xavier, just as a heads up.

Somehow Poochy and Bishop are some of the few left to save the X-Men, and to also bone on the side. Bishop can't figure out what's going on and Poochy is comically stomping around the vents of the X-Mansion to break into the ISO chambers. Emma does all of the heavy lifting until eventually it is revealed that Xavier was "possessed by the Hellfire Club", but it was clearly just Xavier being Xavier.

We are not sure what was going through Ryan's teenage goth head at the time, but we theorize it's a product of not being able to easily come out of the closet 20 years ago, and he had to internalize his own feelings while witnessing what tragedies the LGBTQ community has had to endure over the years. 

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Episode 15 - The Bachelor: X-Men Edition!

Episode 15 - The Bachelor: X-Men Edition!

June 3, 2020

Up top, Ryan and Katie want to encourage their listeners to donate to bail funds and other methods of supporting the protests against racist police brutality (blacklivesmatters.carrd.co) and also to remind any listeners participating in these protests of their rights (www.aclu.org/know-your-rights/protesters-rights).

Now let's talk about this goofy episode: This part of the fanfiction was written directly after Ryan and Katie graduated High School. All of the stress and angst that came with moving on from High School dissolves into the start of an epic summer of parties. This is the summer that eventually led to Ryan coming out of the closet as gay within the same year. As part of that self-discovery, Poochy makes his way through almost every male member of the X-Men, all while listing off who is dating who. The "Great War" that has been happening in the background of the past couple of years comes to a close, and not a single moment of it is described except for which characters went missing during the war we wouldn't have to write them anymore. We also had wanted to wrap things off before Katie moved, and then went off to college. Also: Gambit is injured by getting a sunburn.

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Episode 14 - Poochy’s Gay, and so are all of the X-Men!

Episode 14 - Poochy’s Gay, and so are all of the X-Men!

April 23, 2020

Ryan slowly made his way out of the closet in High School to his friends and family, but his role play character full-on came out to do what he couldn't do in real life. Poochy immediately sleeps with all of the male X-Men, Vash and Wolfwood, and Brooklyn from Gargoyles. Meanwhile, Gambit also decides to start banging Wolverine, and Cyclops is also boning dudes. Suddenly! Everyone is gay. There are a few X-Men political points sewn into the plot, also Jill Valentine is there because why not, but let's be real: This chapter is literally porn. Everyone is having sex, and none of it is correct because it was written when we were horny teenagers and clearly had no sexual experience. It's actually hilarious to look back on and laugh at how naive we were about sex. This may be the most on brand episode of Warcraft Valley yet!

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