The title is poetic, isn't it? Don't worry. It doesn't last long.
Ryan and Katie dive further into their fanfiction universe rabbit hole, but this time they get to read one of Ryan's stories -- A special diary where Ryan's self-insert character shares his thoughts and feelings with the X-Men. Or at least that's what it's SUPPOSED to be. Instead, every entry revolves around what Wolverine isn't wearing, but Poochy "definitely isn't gay." Hey, Ryan was figuring some things out then. Eventually, things go south when everyone is vexxing for Logan's attention. You can definitely tell this story was written by a teenage Ryan.
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